Emma-Leigh:
1. Ssssuper (enter word here)
2. Ah, no. I'm sorry. J-j-just...just no, I'm sorry, no.
3(and a half, hehe). What's that all a-boot, eh? C'mon, let's go put on our *gigantaristicist* winter coats and watch hockey. 'Cause Canada rocks, eh?
4. SURE IS! ...or, y'know, "SURE (enter word here)"
5. -ness words, -ism words, -istic words, -iosity words...TO THE MAX!
6. Fuzzy cockles!
7. Jus, dud! Yeah, n s'm buz, dud! (what?) Buz. (WHAT?) BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZ, DUD! Ooh, wit'a sud a bubs, t', dud. *grrrr*
Translation: Juice, dude. Yeah, and some booze, dude. Booze. BOOOOOOOOOZE, DUDE! Ooh, with a side of boobs, too, dude. *grrrr* (the boobs thing is nothing dirty, people, get your mind outta the gutter!)
8. Dude, ou est mon voi-tor?
9. Tramampompoline!!
10. Up shut!
11. Emma-Leigh and Kellykins! :?
12. *Iiiii checkmate yoooouuuu." One day, I'll beat you at Pente...again. You'll see. You just wait...
13. "I'm Bob." "Hey, no you're not... You're Jebus!" "Oh, yeah, YOU'RE Bob..." "Damned straight, Jebus." "Aw, up shut, Bob!"
14. NARF!
15. (ish)
16. Words don't go sideways...they go down!
17. This school has gone to hell... In a handbasket. ...A badly...woven....handbasket. ...Terrible!!
18. Up it shut!
19. It's synonomonomononous. Synonomononous. ...Dammit!
20. Em: I'm getting married!
Kel: OOH, can I be the maid of honour?
Em: *meanly* No... I already promised that to Melanie.
Kel: *sniff* Okay...
21. Em: We were watching this Salon Marions-Nous thing...
Kel: *imitating:* Room, marry us!
Em: *...sigh*
22. "Mr Holm, what's foreplay?" "It's kissing and touching before sex."
23. Kel: *sneaks up behind Emilie as she turns around* No, dammit! Turn back around!! *Emilie turns, Kelly places hands over her eyes from behind.* Guuueeessssss whooooo?
Em: ...Caitlin?
24. Kel: Ooh!! That's so cool! I should put my name to Cronic Kel...except I'll make it CroniKel like chronicle!
Em: ...There's an h in chronic, Kel.
Kel: ...I knew that.
25. I like it! I like it a llllot!
26. Kel: That's it, I'm dyslexic!
Em: Oh, I'll help you. ...Wait, I can't find the number for that reading place. Oh, well, learn on your own!
Kel: Easy for you to say, Miss Icanread.
Em: I'm sorry, Miss Illiterate.
Kel: *GASP* Bitch!
Em: I'm sorry, is that word too long for you?
Kel: ...Yes.
27. Kel: UP IT SHUT, BE-ACH!
Em: Who you think you callin' be-atch?
Kel: ...You?
Em: Um, no, I think not.
Kel: Um, yes, I think so. Because I think you're being SSSSSSSSSSSSUPER mean!
Em: FO SHO!
-->We're so gonna get shot for that, Emilie, lol.
28. Christine is a slow, bad girl. ...Wow, that really sounds dirty.
29. Em: Like, duh, Kelly. Are you turning into a blonde?
Kel: Er? Teh are? The* are? As opposed to the a? ...HUH? lol
Em: You are turning into a blonde? KELLY!!! COME BACK TO ME!!! KELLY, DON'T DIE ON ME!!! CLEAR!!!
Kel: HA! It's FUNNY 'cause you're a blonde who's making fun of herself without realizing it!!!
30. heeeeeeere's JOHNNY!
31. AHHHHHHHHH! DR. PHIL!! *runs to corner of room to hide* ... *buries face in knees and rocks back and forth* ... *humming*
32. Kel: Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
Em: Finally, I missed you so!
Kel: I knew you would.
Em: Yeah, of course, you're irresistible and you know it.
Kel: I know.
Em: I knew you did. I mean, how could you not?
Kel: I know. It's like, I'm BOUND to pass by a mirror every day. And if I'm lucky, sometimes, it's a full length and I get to check out my ass.
33. Kel: Damn straight. This is hot shit. *licks finger and makes sizzling sound while placing it on her ass.*
Em: Sure is. *backs away in case you burst into flames.* ... *hot flames* ... *hot and sexy flames*
34. Em: You know I'm right, Kelly. Don't deny it.
Kel: ...Okay.
35. Em: I think I know what you mean paskrhg. ...Oops, sorry. I sneezed and hit a bunch of keys. It was supposed to be "though". ...That's really sad. Check if you can see it...
36. Kel: *cough*dumbass*cough* ...That just doesn't work on the Internet. 'Cause the word is TOTALLY visible.
Em: I know. Who do these people take us for?
Kel: ...Dumbasses?
37. Em: I wanted to write a poem about each of my friends. ...Which, obviously, includes you!
Kel: *tsk* Silly! I'm not your friend!
38. Em: Yay! I can't wait to see it! By then, you'll have more to write. *Kelly's like: Emilie, will you please shut up.* Well, you know what? NO! I WILL NOT!
Kel: ...You just had a whole conversation between me and you without me ever having to actually speak. ...Sad.
39. Kel: It's like red and green. Two really nice colours, but in the end, when you mix 'em together...they make brown.
Em: They also make Christmas!
40. Em: HE THREW PUDDING IN MY HAIR!
Kelly's voice inside her head: Lick iiiiiitttttt!
41. Hypothesez. Hypothesyzes. Hypothesaysez? Hypothesess. Hypothe-overseas!
42. Em: I'm a pathological liar.
Kel: Really? Well...if you told me that, maybe you're lying! Which would...therein...make you a pathocological liar!
Em: I can't even say pathocological.
Kel: *GASP* You LIE! You just SAID it!
43. Kel: Why is the line so early so short?
Em: Maybe because they're fed up of the caf's food.
Kel: Or maybe, they pump the food with rat poison and the people are slowly dying off, one by one and we're none the wiser so it seems as though the line is shorter because people are fed up of the food, but REALLY, they're all dead! And we all keep eating the food and we're going to die, too!!
Em: Jees, Kelly. Thanks for the fries.
44. Kel: cuz i want ryan and marissa to be together and they arent yet and i wanted to know when and omg theres no punctuation in this sentence
45. Kel: *stands up in a room with people sitting on benches in a circle* "Hi... My name is Kelly... And I'm addicted to television." *room replies: "Hi, Kelly."*
Em: *whispers* Psst, Kelly... Is there really anyone else in the room?
46. Kel: Alex, quit talking about yourself in the third person!
Em: Yeah!
Kel: Actually...it would be the fourth person, wouldn't it? 'Cause, you know... There's me, you, her...and her again?
Em: Um... No, Kelly... Third person as in "third person, singular."
Kel: Oh. Heh. I knew that... *cough*
47. "MAN alive!" "WOMAN dead!"